If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
Alfred: Bruce, don’t bloody do the thing
Bruce: I’m going to do the thing.
Alfred: DON’T YOU BLOODY DO THE THING
Bruce: *Does the thing*
Alfred: *aggressively hugs Bruce*
Alfred: *Calls Gordon* Bruce did the thing
Gordon: I’m on my way.
Dan Smith with pinata for Will Farquarson. Sept. 21, 2014, St. Louis.
last time i checked, i was a mermaid